Marketing Concepts explained .....

[dotcomgiant]

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"
::That's Direct Marketing.


You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's very rich. Marry him."
::That's Advertising.


You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
::That's Telemarketing.


You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?"
::That's Public Relations.


You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich.."
::That's Brand Recognition.


You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I'm rich.Marry me" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
::That's Customer Feedback !!!!!


You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I am very rich.Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband
::That's Demand and supply gap.


You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and before you say, "I am very rich. Marry me!" she turns her face towards you ------------ she is your wife!
::That's competition eating into your market share.