Marketing Definitions

[boreal]

Marketing Definitions


Several women I know have asked me for an explanation of Marketing. Perhaps
the following analogies will help clear it up:

You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic
in
bed."
-- That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of
your
friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, "She's fantastic in bed."
-- That's Advertising.

You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone
number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
-- That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You get up and straighten your
dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I," and reach
up
to straighten his tie brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then

say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
-- That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, "I
hear
you're fantastic in bed."
-- That's Brand Recognition.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You talk him into going home with
your friend.
-- That's a Sales Rep.

Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.
-- That's Tech Support.

You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome
men in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one
situated toward the center and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm
fantastic
in bed!"
-- That's Spam.

 

[mcom1999]

That's too funny - ha ha ha. It sure has made my day!

Thanks!!!