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A guy walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. He sits down and orders a drink. When the drink comes, the monkey walks over to the peanuts and starts eating all of them.
Bartender- "Did you see that? Your monkey just ate all my peanuts".
Guy- "He eats everything, just add it to my tab".
Then the monkey walked over to the pool table and ate the 8 ball.
Bartender- "Did you see that? Your monkey just ate the 8 ball off the pool table".
Guy- "Add it to my tab".
A few weeks later the same guy walks into the same bar with a monkey on his shoulder. He sits down and orders a drink. When the drink comes, the monkey walks over to the peanuts, shoves one up his butt, then pulls it out and eats it.
Bartender- "Did you see that?!?!".
Guy- "Yeah, he still eats everything he finds but after that 8 ball he has to measure it first".
Bartender- "Did you see that? Your monkey just ate all my peanuts".
Guy- "He eats everything, just add it to my tab".
Then the monkey walked over to the pool table and ate the 8 ball.
Bartender- "Did you see that? Your monkey just ate the 8 ball off the pool table".
Guy- "Add it to my tab".
A few weeks later the same guy walks into the same bar with a monkey on his shoulder. He sits down and orders a drink. When the drink comes, the monkey walks over to the peanuts, shoves one up his butt, then pulls it out and eats it.
Bartender- "Did you see that?!?!".
Guy- "Yeah, he still eats everything he finds but after that 8 ball he has to measure it first".
