Mood Changers

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Mood Changers
> >>You can't read these and stay in a bad mood!
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> >>1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
> >>Unique Up On It.
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> >>2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
> >>Tame Way, Unique Up On It .
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> >>3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
> >>They Take The Psycho Path
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> >>4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
> >>You Boil The Hell Out Of It.
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> >>5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
> >>Dam!
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> >>6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
> >>Polaroid's
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> >>7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
> >>A Stick
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> >>8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
> >>Nacho Cheese.
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> >>9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
> >>Subordinate Clauses.
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> >>10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
> >>Quattro Sinko..
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> >>11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
> >>Spoiled Milk.
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> >>12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
> >>Frostbite.
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> >>13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
> >>A Nervous Wreck.
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> >>14. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
> >>Right Where You Left Him.

> >>15. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
> >>Because They Have Big Fingers.
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> >>16. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
> >>Because It Scares The Dog.
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> >>17. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
> >>Sanka.
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> >>18. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
> >>Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.
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> >>19. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
> >>A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
> >>A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.
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> >>20. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
> >>Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer
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> >>Now, admit it. At least one of these made you smile!
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