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A MODERN LOVE LETTER
Dearest Girl : I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love
with
you since Tuesday, the 17th of march2000. With reference to the meeting
held
between us on the 17th of March 2000 at 1500 hours, I would like to
present
myself as a prospective lover.Our love affair would be on probation for
a
period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made
permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be
continuous
on-the-relationship training and relationship appraisal schemes leading
up
to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and
entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later,
based on
your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses.
However I
am broad-minded enough, to be taken care of, on your expense account. I
request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter,
failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and
I
shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could
forward
this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.
We accept paypal unverified too.
Thanking but in anticipation.
Yours sincerely,
[Boy]
MODERN REPLY OF MODERN LOVE LETTER
Dear Boy :
Please refer to your letter dated today. I am pleased to inform you
that I
hope to accept your proposal for romance. However, you should be
informed
that there are certain conditions of acceptance. Promotional prospects
are
to my satisfaction. However, please enlighten me as to your retirement
benefits. Gratuity should be generous also need to be assured that
there is
sufficient security with regards to this commitment. If there is any
chance
at all of retrenchment or consequent disinterest on your part, then I
should
receive monetary compensation according to union standards. Due to the
nature of my position, I am sure you will agree that an expense account
should be arranged for my access in light of the 'VIP'. I shall be
entertaining. In addition, housing and transport allowances should be
in
order and nothing less than luxury condo and a Jag are in order. Please
also
note that there should be no moonlighting restrictions placed on
myself. If
you are still interested in the relationship, please reply on an urgent
basis as other prospective lovers have sent indications of interest.
Please
also note that my sister is happily employed.
Yours perhaps,
[Girl]
rofl :cheeky:
..:: peace ::.
Jeba
A MODERN LOVE LETTER
Dearest Girl : I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love
with
you since Tuesday, the 17th of march2000. With reference to the meeting
held
between us on the 17th of March 2000 at 1500 hours, I would like to
present
myself as a prospective lover.Our love affair would be on probation for
a
period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made
permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be
continuous
on-the-relationship training and relationship appraisal schemes leading
up
to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and
entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later,
based on
your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses.
However I
am broad-minded enough, to be taken care of, on your expense account. I
request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter,
failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and
I
shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could
forward
this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.
We accept paypal unverified too.
Thanking but in anticipation.
Yours sincerely,
[Boy]
MODERN REPLY OF MODERN LOVE LETTER
Dear Boy :
Please refer to your letter dated today. I am pleased to inform you
that I
hope to accept your proposal for romance. However, you should be
informed
that there are certain conditions of acceptance. Promotional prospects
are
to my satisfaction. However, please enlighten me as to your retirement
benefits. Gratuity should be generous also need to be assured that
there is
sufficient security with regards to this commitment. If there is any
chance
at all of retrenchment or consequent disinterest on your part, then I
should
receive monetary compensation according to union standards. Due to the
nature of my position, I am sure you will agree that an expense account
should be arranged for my access in light of the 'VIP'. I shall be
entertaining. In addition, housing and transport allowances should be
in
order and nothing less than luxury condo and a Jag are in order. Please
also
note that there should be no moonlighting restrictions placed on
myself. If
you are still interested in the relationship, please reply on an urgent
basis as other prospective lovers have sent indications of interest.
Please
also note that my sister is happily employed.
Yours perhaps,
[Girl]
rofl :cheeky:
..:: peace ::.
Jeba
good one jeba. Thank god my girl is not seeing it.. 
