No Bull.....

[Johnn]

A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, you could learn from him."

They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 65 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You can learn from this one, also."

They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife's mouth drops open and says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn from this one."

The man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and inquire if it was 365 times with the same cow."

 

[lotk.com]

haha hilarious

 

[chillking]

HA HA thats a killer johnn lol

 

[stewie]

LOL

thx
:yo:

 

[George Verdugo]

hee hee

 

[Arrogance]

hahaha good one

 

[INVIGOR]

Johnn, are you having marital problems? Seems your latest "hahas" are a lot like mine!

 

[Johnn]

I am speaking on behalf of the majority!!!!

 

[Tia Wood]

That was a rude thing to say to your wife, Johnn.

 

[A D]

Gotta love that one.

-=DCG=-

 

[Onward]

That was funny...I must be slow this morning because I did not guess the punch line.