OMG! It really hurts!

[Theo]

After all this stretching, apply ice generously to the affected area.

 

[Gerry]

Steven Seagal is in the green room getting his make-up touched up. Now begins the task of determining who has the biggest cajones...or brass balls.

I dare ya to call him pudge.

 

[Theo]

Where is Crocodile Dundee when you need him

 

[Gerry]

Seriously...my boy is looking a little pudgy: http://www.beyondhollywood.com/steven-seagal-is-seeking-immortality-by-2045/

And on the John Claude thingy...honestly, once is more than enough to see that commercial. Is Bob bringing back all his favs TV stars from his early years?

Oh NO! Please don't re-engineer Burt Reynolds. OOPS! Too late...he's already been re-engineered under the cosmetic surgeon's knife:

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1182001/thumbs/o-BURT-REYNOLDS-570.jpg?2