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Owner of killer bear chokes to death on sex toy
Found dead handcuffed to water bed; death likely accidental, coroner says


Seriously, I can't make this stuff up.

Found dead, handcuffed to a bed, and found choked to death on a sex toy.

And it's "likely accidental".



Really??? Accidental???


Sam Mazzola, 49, was found dead in his Columbia Station home on Sunday, face down on a water bed. He was bound to the bed with handcuffs, chains and padlocks, Lorain County Chief Deputy Coroner Dr. Frank Miller told the Cleveland Plain Dealer.

Mazzola had a sex toy in his throat, which apparently obstructed his breathing, Miller said. He was also wearing a leather mask with the eyes and mouth zipped shut and a two-piece metal sphere covering his head, the coroner told The Morning Journal.
 
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One very embarassing way to die.

Didn't help that he tied himself up. . .
 

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I heard this on the news and I cracked up a while back . . . but then I felt bad cause some guy actually died.

NY Motorcyclist in Helmet Protest Hits Head, Dies

Full story here.
 
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