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Johnn

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Perfect Marriage
1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a
little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays; I go on Fridays.

2. We also sleep in separate beds.
Hers is in California, and mine is in Texas.

3. I take my wife everywhere.....
but she keeps finding her way back.

4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go
for our anniversary.
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.
So I suggested the kitchen.

5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

6. She has an electric blender, electric
toaster and electric bread maker.
She said "There are too many gadgets, and no place
to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.
 

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Ahahahah too funny! :lol:
 

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Classic Henny Youngman :D
 

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That's a good one! Reminds me of this one:

A guy hits the lottery numbers and goes home as fast as he can to tell his wife. Upon arriving he tells her "honey, PACK YOUR BAGS!!! I HIT THE LOTTERY!!!"

To which she replies "What should I pack? My bikini? Or something for the cold?"

To which he answers: "I don't give a shit, JUST GET THE HELL OUT!!!!"


LOL!
 
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