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A young laborour starts work on a farm, and the boss sends him out to
the
local supplier for more cement. As dusk falls, though, he's still not
returned - so the boss calls him on the CB radio. 'I've got a problem,
Boss,' comes the reply. 'I've hit a pig!' The foreman sighs. 'Ah
well, these things happen sometimes,' he says, sympathetically.
'Just drag the carcass off the road so nobody else hits it.'
'But he's not dead, boss,' says the young man. 'He's tangled up
on the bull bar. I've tried to untangle him, but he's kicking and
squealing in a horrible way. He's a real big mutha, boss - I'm afraid
he's going to hurt me!' 'Never mind,' says the boss. 'There's a
shotgun in the back of the truck. Get that and shoot him. Then drag the
carcass off the road and come home.' Another half an hour goes by, but
there's still no word from the youngster. The boss gets back on the CB.
'What's the problem, son? Did you drag the pig off the road like I
said?' Through the radio crackle comes the reply: 'Yeah boss - but
his motorbike is still jammed under the truck
the
local supplier for more cement. As dusk falls, though, he's still not
returned - so the boss calls him on the CB radio. 'I've got a problem,
Boss,' comes the reply. 'I've hit a pig!' The foreman sighs. 'Ah
well, these things happen sometimes,' he says, sympathetically.
'Just drag the carcass off the road so nobody else hits it.'
'But he's not dead, boss,' says the young man. 'He's tangled up
on the bull bar. I've tried to untangle him, but he's kicking and
squealing in a horrible way. He's a real big mutha, boss - I'm afraid
he's going to hurt me!' 'Never mind,' says the boss. 'There's a
shotgun in the back of the truck. Get that and shoot him. Then drag the
carcass off the road and come home.' Another half an hour goes by, but
there's still no word from the youngster. The boss gets back on the CB.
'What's the problem, son? Did you drag the pig off the road like I
said?' Through the radio crackle comes the reply: 'Yeah boss - but
his motorbike is still jammed under the truck
