IRELAND
ââ¬ÅAre you magically delicious or just angry and drunk?
This beer is black- did a leprechaun crap in it?ââ¬Â
FRANCE
ââ¬ÅCan I get a side of Freedom Fries with that?
Arenââ¬â¢t the French just Germans who can make sauces?ââ¬Â
ITALY
ââ¬ÅIs the Pope Polish? Does he have super powers like Jesus?
I could sure go for a can of Spaghetti-Oââ¬â¢s! ââ¬Â
POLAND
ââ¬ÅDo you hire foreigners to screw in your lightbulbs?ââ¬Â
GERMANY
ââ¬ÅIs this bratwurst kosher?ââ¬Â
TURKEY
ââ¬ÅWhereââ¬â¢s the hash at?
Itââ¬â¢s cool to recreationally slaughter Kurds?ââ¬Â
KOREA
ââ¬ÅCan you watch my puppy for a minute, or must you people deep fry him?ââ¬Â
CHINA
ââ¬ÅThis wall isnââ¬â¢t so great.ââ¬Â
ENGLAND
ââ¬ÅDid you ever get a piece of ass from that Diana chick?ââ¬Â
SWEDEN
ââ¬ÅDo you have any normal meatballs?
Want to hear a dumb blonde joke?ââ¬Â
YEMEN
ââ¬ÅYemen? Thatââ¬â¢s a stupid name for a country. Whatââ¬â¢s it mean -- ââ¬ËLand Of Fanatics And Dust' ?ââ¬Â
INDIA
ââ¬ÅYou donââ¬â¢t live in teepees?
Where can I get a good juicy steak around here?ââ¬Â
ETHIOPIA
ââ¬ÅAfter a long day of travel, Iââ¬â¢m famished. Hey ââ¬â those flies sure love your pregnant son!ââ¬Â
CANADA
ââ¬ÅYouââ¬â¢re like Americans without money.ââ¬Â
SPAIN
ââ¬ÅSo, this is the country thatââ¬â¢s not Portugal? Wow.
Your women can shave if they want to, right?
Where can I get some Cheez Whiz nachos?ââ¬Â
SOUTH AFRICA
ââ¬ÅI liked it better the other way.ââ¬Â
MEXICO
ââ¬ÅWhat's that smell?ââ¬Â
SAUDI ARABIA
ââ¬ÅWould you like to see my designs for a solar powered car?
Is it legal to beat your wives here, or what?ââ¬Â
RUSSIA
ââ¬ÅIs it always this cold and economically devastated?ââ¬Â
UZBEKISTAN
ââ¬ÅCan you spell Uzbekistan?ââ¬Â
GREECE
ââ¬ÅI hear this place is a less expensive version of Italy."
AFGHANISTAN
ââ¬ÅSeriously, where is the real countryââ¬Â¦ where is everything?ââ¬Â
JAPAN
ââ¬ÅWhatââ¬â¢s Hiroshima? Is that a kind of sushi?ââ¬Â
AUSTRALIA
ââ¬ÅHow can we stop Mel Gibson? Is there a cure?ââ¬Â
AMERICA
ââ¬ÅWas John Wayne gay?ââ¬Â
ââ¬ÅAre you magically delicious or just angry and drunk?
This beer is black- did a leprechaun crap in it?ââ¬Â
FRANCE
ââ¬ÅCan I get a side of Freedom Fries with that?
Arenââ¬â¢t the French just Germans who can make sauces?ââ¬Â
ITALY
ââ¬ÅIs the Pope Polish? Does he have super powers like Jesus?
I could sure go for a can of Spaghetti-Oââ¬â¢s! ââ¬Â
POLAND
ââ¬ÅDo you hire foreigners to screw in your lightbulbs?ââ¬Â
GERMANY
ââ¬ÅIs this bratwurst kosher?ââ¬Â
TURKEY
ââ¬ÅWhereââ¬â¢s the hash at?
Itââ¬â¢s cool to recreationally slaughter Kurds?ââ¬Â
KOREA
ââ¬ÅCan you watch my puppy for a minute, or must you people deep fry him?ââ¬Â
CHINA
ââ¬ÅThis wall isnââ¬â¢t so great.ââ¬Â
ENGLAND
ââ¬ÅDid you ever get a piece of ass from that Diana chick?ââ¬Â
SWEDEN
ââ¬ÅDo you have any normal meatballs?
Want to hear a dumb blonde joke?ââ¬Â
YEMEN
ââ¬ÅYemen? Thatââ¬â¢s a stupid name for a country. Whatââ¬â¢s it mean -- ââ¬ËLand Of Fanatics And Dust' ?ââ¬Â
INDIA
ââ¬ÅYou donââ¬â¢t live in teepees?
Where can I get a good juicy steak around here?ââ¬Â
ETHIOPIA
ââ¬ÅAfter a long day of travel, Iââ¬â¢m famished. Hey ââ¬â those flies sure love your pregnant son!ââ¬Â
CANADA
ââ¬ÅYouââ¬â¢re like Americans without money.ââ¬Â
SPAIN
ââ¬ÅSo, this is the country thatââ¬â¢s not Portugal? Wow.
Your women can shave if they want to, right?
Where can I get some Cheez Whiz nachos?ââ¬Â
SOUTH AFRICA
ââ¬ÅI liked it better the other way.ââ¬Â
MEXICO
ââ¬ÅWhat's that smell?ââ¬Â
SAUDI ARABIA
ââ¬ÅWould you like to see my designs for a solar powered car?
Is it legal to beat your wives here, or what?ââ¬Â
RUSSIA
ââ¬ÅIs it always this cold and economically devastated?ââ¬Â
UZBEKISTAN
ââ¬ÅCan you spell Uzbekistan?ââ¬Â
GREECE
ââ¬ÅI hear this place is a less expensive version of Italy."
AFGHANISTAN
ââ¬ÅSeriously, where is the real countryââ¬Â¦ where is everything?ââ¬Â
JAPAN
ââ¬ÅWhatââ¬â¢s Hiroshima? Is that a kind of sushi?ââ¬Â
AUSTRALIA
ââ¬ÅHow can we stop Mel Gibson? Is there a cure?ââ¬Â
AMERICA
ââ¬ÅWas John Wayne gay?ââ¬Â