Quote of the day.

[Mr Webname]

"I spent £30,000 on psychic telephone helplines and not one of them predicted that I would end up broke"

:laugh:

 

[NamePopper.com]

LOL :laugh:

 

[unclewilco]

i could have told you that NP would have said LOL, but it cost me $100 on the same number..

 

[Mr Webname]

Three more

From a packet of condoms:

"To be used at all conceivable times".


From a bottle of "Nytol" sleeping tablets:

"Warning, may cause drowsiness"


From a pack of "Sainsbury's" salmon fillets.

"Warning, contains fish"

 

[Mr Webname]

And another....

Quote from Peter Sissons UK news reporter:-

"I'm on two different diets at the moment ....... I don't seem to get enough to eat on one!"