Quote of the day.

Mr Webname · May 13, 2003

"I spent ÃÂ£30,000 on psychic telephone helplines and not one of them predicted that I would end up broke"

:laugh:

NamePopper.com · May 13, 2003

LOL :laugh:

unclewilco · May 13, 2003

i could have told you that NP would have said LOL, but it cost me $100 on the same number..

Mr Webname · May 15, 2003

Three more

From a packet of condoms:

"To be used at all conceivable times".

From a bottle of "Nytol" sleeping tablets:

"Warning, may cause drowsiness"

From a pack of "Sainsbury's" salmon fillets.

"Warning, contains fish"

Mr Webname · May 15, 2003

And another....

Quote from Peter Sissons UK news reporter:-

"I'm on two different diets at the moment ....... I don't seem to get enough to eat on one!"