SardarJi!

[blackwizard]

A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after every 10 sec a
women gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up - we must find & stop
her!



Sardar had twins; he named them Tin & Martin. Again had twins & named
Peter & Repeater. Again twins & named Max & Climax. Again the same.
Disgusted Sardar named them TIRED & RETIRED!



A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral
function. Suddenly all relatives beat him. Why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"



Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "you will go to jail".



Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth.........WHY?
Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light".



Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure
also what to be filled in column "Salary Expected". After much thought
he wrote : Yes!



One sardarji Professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U know
why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...



Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It's
already raining. Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.



Santa! Your daughter has died! Depressed, Sardar jumps from
100thfloor. At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter! At
25th floor: I'm unmarried! At 10th floor: I'm Banta not Santa



On a romantic date Sardar's girl friend asks him "Darling on our
engangement will you give me a ring? He said "Ya, sure what's your
phone number?



Sardar wins 20 crore from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11 crore
after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 crore or else return my
20 Rs back!



What does a sardar do after taking a xerox? He will compare it with
the original for any spelling mistakes.



Sardar and his wife buy coffee in a shop. Sardar says: Drink quickly.
Wife asks: ! why?? Sardar says: hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10.



Sardar's wish: when i die, i wanna to die like my grandpa who died
peacefuly in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the
car he was driving....



Sardar at an Art Gallery : I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call modern art ? Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a
mirror!



Flash news: A two seater plane crashed in a Graveyard in Punjab. Local
sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more ..

 

[saatmarket]

very funny

 

[kiviniar]

so i see someone is making hay out of sardarji jokes..........

be careful our u will be on the receivind end we if have some sardar n the forum.....ha ha ha

 

[fkrule]

lol i got a few good long ones i'll post them in a seprate thread

 

[aislin]

Banta Singh: "Yaar Santa, last year the name-plate outside your house read Santa Singh, B.A. This year it reads Santa Singh, M.A.When did you finish your Masters Degree?"
Santa Singh: "You don't understand. Last year my wife died, I put B.A. to indicate Bachelor Again. Then I took a second wife, So M.A. is Married Again."

10 Sardars &a girl were hanging below a helicopter on a rescue rope. Pilot-1 must leave because of overload. Girl- I will sacrifice! All sardars started clapping.

Santa enters kitchen, opens sugar container, looks inside and closes it. he does this again and again. why? because his doctor told him to check sugar level regularly.

Sardar Complained 2 police: Sir ! all items r missing, except the TV in my home. Police: How the thief did not take TV sardar: I was watching it

Santa Singh is called for an interview in some firm. He lands there on time. He is immediately hauled inside in front of the interviewing officer. Officer looks at Santa Singh then goes through his certificates and then starts asking him questions.

Following is the transcript :

Officer : Mr. Santa Singh, after seeing your qualifications & credentials I would like to ask you only some simple questions.If you can answer those then you are selected. First we will start with some opposites

Santa : Yes Sir.

Officer started asking questions

O : Above
S : Below

O : Front
S : Back

O : Left
S : Right

O : Male
S : Female

O : Ugly (means Next in Punjabi)
S : Pichhly (means Previous in Punjabi)

O : Ugly...U-G-L-Y( Officer spells it)
S : Pichhly...P-I-C-H-H-L-Y( Our
Sardar also spells it)

O : U.....G.....L ...... Y.....(Officer shouts)
S : P ..... I ..... C ..... H ....... H ...... L ..... Y...... Our Sardar also shouts)

Officer is now angry.

O : Get out
S : Come in.

O : Quiet please.
S : Talk please.

O : You are rejected.
S : I am selected ....... ....... and this is how Santa Singh got his job.

 

[blackwizard]

hahaha..Lol! Nice Joke, aislin..I enjoyed.

 

[aislin]

Sardar bought a new mobile. He called everyone from his Phone Book & said "My Mobile number has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610"

 

[blackwizard]

haha! Good one Aislin! Here Comes One more ::

There were 2 brothers Santa Singh and Banta Singh..

Both of them were Sitting on a Tree. Santa Singh was reading a Book while Banta Singh was Singing..
After Some time Banta Singh Was hanging upSide down on a tree.. and Started Singing again. When Santa Singh asked Banta about this, He said " A side is Over and B Side is Playing on !!!

Haha!

 

[khuldun]

LOLs at the jokes...
A Sardar Ji was was why he was beaten in public, he replied: My photo fell down on the bus floor and under a girls skirt, so i asked her, "Bhen J" please tangain kholain, neeche se photo lene hai " (i.e. Sister, please open your legs wide, i want to take photo from beneath )

 

[sufi]

Nice jokes.. lol