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A Scottish girlfriend is giving directions to her prospective boyfriend,who is coming to visit: "You come to the front door of the apartment complex. I am in Apartment 14 A . There is a big at the door. With your elbow,push button 14 A . I will buzz you in.
Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with your elbow hit . When you get out I am on the left.With your elbow, hit my doorbell."
"Baby, that sounds easy, but why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?"
"Darling, you're not coming empty handed... are you?"
Moral of the story: Never go to ur Girl Friend's home....
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BAD NEWS ABOUT BEER
Yesterday, University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones hops (containphytoestrogens)and that by drinking enough beer,men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a 1hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
1) Gained weight.
2) Talked excessively without making sense.
3) Became overly emotional.
4) Couldn't drive.
5) Failed to think rationally.
6) Argued over nothing.
7) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
No further testing was considered necessary.
Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with your elbow hit . When you get out I am on the left.With your elbow, hit my doorbell."
"Baby, that sounds easy, but why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?"
"Darling, you're not coming empty handed... are you?"
Moral of the story: Never go to ur Girl Friend's home....
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BAD NEWS ABOUT BEER
Yesterday, University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones hops (containphytoestrogens)and that by drinking enough beer,men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a 1hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
1) Gained weight.
2) Talked excessively without making sense.
3) Became overly emotional.
4) Couldn't drive.
5) Failed to think rationally.
6) Argued over nothing.
7) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
No further testing was considered necessary.
