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scratching his crotch

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A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was
Squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went
back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed And whispered that
he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy. The teacher told
him to go down to the principal's office. He was to telephone his mother and ask
her what he should do about it. He did it and returned to his class. Suddenly,
there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went back To investigate only
to find him sitting at his desk with his weenie hanging out. "I thought I told
you to call your mom!" she said. "I did," he said shyly, "And she told me that if I could stick it out till Noon, she'd come and pick me up from school."

 
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I just spewed beer everywhere..
 
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