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I don't want to appear to be a spoilsport, but can anyone tell me what the hell is the point of marriage these days?

You don't need to waste thousands on some material ceremony just to tell someone you love them.
Also, since 75% of marriages break up in the first year, and 50% of people have already been unfaithful before the marriage, it seems such a waste of time and money!

Call me cynical, but so many people think marriage is some kind of magical thing that will change things overnight altogether - like everything that was wrong beforehand will become right.
That is so deluded! Marriage changes nothing but the woman's surname :-| (!) and the contents of your bank accounts lol!

No, I've never been married - and never will be... (Thank God...)!

Anyway, good luck George :)
 

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Happy 1st of April to ya!
 

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Those who do not get married feel they missed something. And those who get married feel they miss something. Why not have the cake and eat it too . Get married and miss some thing. Well,
best of luck for announcing your engagement of a Fool,s Day ...
 

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:laugh:

Nice one George..sure had me fooled.. until you got to: She is 36..






36-28-32 :)
 

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hehe Bidawinner ;)
 

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I'm with popper.

But, good luck explaining that to the girl who has been planning the wedding since she was 6 =)
 

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I'm going to tell her about Britishangel. :eek:
 

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When I saw the title I knew it was joke.

We all know George is way too busy with domains to
worry about such pointless things as marriage.

If he missed the 4/1/2004 drop he would never forget
his spouse!

Just kidding George ;)

Happy April Fools!
Luc L.
 

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Good stuff, George .... LOVED the 36 .... "24-36" part! Good one! :D
Thought there was gunna be one hell of a BiG FaT GrEEk WeDDiNg there for a second ... LOL.
See 'ya.
 
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