Somebody just told me this one

[JEsports]

A man walks into a restaurant, sits down and waits patiently for the next waitress. The waitress finally arrives after a few minutes and politely says, "Hello Sir, May I take your order." The man says, "Sure, I would like a chocolate shake." The waitress replies, "I am very sorry sir, we are all out of chocolate today." The man replies, "Fine, how about just a chocolate shake then." Again, the waitress says, "Sir, I am sorry we DO NOT have any chocolate." The man replies, "hmmmm, ok just a chocolate shake for me thanks."

Frustrated now, the waitress says "Sir, Can you see the V in Vanilla?" ... "Yeah", replies the man scratching his head. "How about the S in Strawberry?" says the waitress. The man replies, "Ummm, sure I can see the S in Strawberry." "What about the F in Chocolate, can you see that?" says the waitress. Scratching his head again, the man replies "HUH, NO there ain't no F in chocolate?".

The waitress replies "That is correct sir, There AIN'T NO F-CKN CHOCOLATE!!!"

 

[gilbert]

hahahahaha

 

[stagefour]

hehehe...i got to laugh at this one too...where do you guys get these things anyways...crack me up!