Spam Name Test - Humor

Nexus · Nov 4, 2004

Ok, I saw a television advertisement for Internet services the other day, and they used a name for their product that I thought was funny. The trend seems to be that following "spam" with some horrible phrase that essentially means it nothing but ill-will, is the branding to beat these days.

I decided to type in some random malicious thoughts towards spam and find out how many of these names have already been regged. Just for fun, read the list below, and without checking...

Try to guess the only names that were NOT registered at the time of this post. Only FOUR of these names were not registered.

spamassassin.com
spamaway.com
spambegone.com
spamdeny.com
spamreaper.com
spambully.com
spamcop.com
spamhitman.com
spamwhacker.com
spamslapper.com
spamdeath.com
spamdestroyer.com
spameliminator.com
spamender.com
spamhater.com
spamimpaler.com
spamkicker.com
spammonster.com
spamkiller.com
spammurder.com
spam911.com
spamremove.com
spamshredder.com
spamevil.com
spamstabber.com
spamterminator.com
spamtosser.com
spamtrapper.com
spamcannibal.com

If you're laughing by the time you get to the end, I think you find it as twistedly funny as I do. Mark the four names down and use your favorite bulk checker to check out the results. I'm sure Hormel (maker of the delightful luncheonmeat) is just beside itself...

~ Nexus

neologist · Nov 4, 2004

I just had to cheat and run them through RegisterFly's bulk domain check. The four are still available WHILE SUPPLIES LAST. Then I took a few from eNoms suggestions:
spamstiffer
spamwaster
spamhamster
spamstripper
spamroasters
spamstrainer
spamastery
spammastergeneral
spamwebmasters
spamdestroyers

I still like Spam fried; I don't care what anybody says.

arty:

Crazysah · Nov 5, 2004

neologist said:
I just had to cheat and run them through RegisterFly's bulk domain check. The four are still available WHILE SUPPLIES LAST. Then I took a few from eNoms suggestions:
spamstiffer
spamwaster
spamhamster
spamstripper
spamroasters
spamstrainer
spamastery
spammastergeneral
spamwebmasters
spamdestroyers

I still like Spam fried; I don't care what anybody says. arty:

Hehehe. Nice way. If there was a prize it would have been good lol.

wuachinis · Mar 28, 2005

interesting

Nexus · Mar 31, 2005

So, the names, still unregged (thank God), were:
spamevil.com
spamimpaler.com
spammurder.com
spamimpaler.com

Worth noting that "spammurder(er).com" IS actually regged, and was registered exactly 3 days after I posted this thread (Nov 07, 2004). Hm, coincidence? I think NOT!

And for the drunken
drop chaser crowd:
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SPAMDEATH.COM
REDEMPTIONPERIOD
DROP DATE:
Apr 26, 2005
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:-D

~ Nexus