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Swingers from Mars

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Two swingers from Mars land on Earth, one Man and one Woman, They stop a car and ask for a ride, Bob and his Wife Linda accept the couple into their car, While driving, the Martians ask if they want to swing, Bob and Linda like the couple and agree to go to their place to fool around.

Bob takes the Female Martian into one of the bedrooms, while Linda takes the Male Martian into the other bedroom, Linda says to the Martian, "you sure do have a small one" The Martian replies; "No problem, I can make it bigger for you" He grabs both of his ears and turns them horizontal three times, while he's doing this, his manhood grows up to 10"!, Linda say's "Wow!" that's better!, After an hour of playing around, both Martians decide to leave and say goodbye.

Later on, Bob asked Linda, "So how was it?" Linda replied; "It was the best sex I ever had! How was it for you?" Bob replied' It was kind of strange, she kept playing with my ears.

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Two swingers from Mars land on Earth, one Man and one Woman, They stop a car and ask for a ride, Bob and his Wife Linda accept the couple into their car, While driving, the Martians ask if they want to swing, Bob and Linda like the couple and agree to go to their place to fool around.

Bob takes the Female Martian into one of the bedrooms, while Linda takes the Male Martian into the other bedroom, Linda says to the Martian, "you sure do have a small one" The Martian replies; "No problem, I can make it bigger for you" He grabs both of his ears and turns them horizontal three times, while he's doing this, his manhood grows up to 10"!, Linda say's "Wow!" that's better!, After an hour of playing around, both Martians decide to leave and say goodbye.

Later on, Bob asked Linda, "So how was it?" Linda replied; "It was the best sex I ever had! How was it for you?" Bob replied' It was kind of strange, she kept playing with my ears.

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