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Take .mobi and Shove It Contest! 3000DNF$

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Congrats to the "Take this .mobi and shove it" contest winner DNjet

An easy 2000 DNF$ have been sent.

Listen to the song "Take this job and shove it" here Play the Song

and consider the new lyrics by DNjet:

Take this .mobi and shove it:

Take this extension and shove it,
I ain't buyin this crap no more.
My wallet is empty,
An' cards maxed out, what was I regging these for;
You better not try to give me a free one;
As I'm done being your domain whore;
Take this extension and shove it,
I ain't regging this crap no more.

I been registering this crap,
Goin' on all of five years.
All this time, I watched my wallet,
Drain like a pool of tears.
An I've seen a lot of bad names expire,
Had a lot of bills to pay.
I'd give the shirt right off of my back,
If I had the guts to say.

Take this extension and shove it,
I ain't buyin this crap no more.
My wallet is empty,
An' cards maxed out, what was I regging these for;
You better not try to give me a free one;
As I'm done being your domain whore;
Take this extension and shove it,
I ain't regging this crap no more.

Well, that registry , they don't care
The bottom line is the loot.
new crap extensions every month;
And they know they will be at Pool,
One of these days, I'm gonna land a .com
I been a sucker , all I did was pay,
Lord, I can't wait to see their faces,
When I get the nerve to say:

Take this extension and shove it,
I ain't buyin this crap no more.
My wallet is empty,
An' cards maxed out, what was I regging these for;
You better not try to give me a free one;
As I'm done being your domain whore;
Take this extension and shove it,
I ain't regging this crap no more.

Take your .mobi and shove it!
 
Take this .mobi and shove it:

Take this extension and shove it,
I ain't buyin this crap no more.
My wallet is empty,
An' cards maxed out, what was I regging these for;
You better not try to give me a free one;
As I'm done being your domain whore;
Take this extension and shove it,
I ain't regging this crap no more.

I been registering this crap,
Goin' on all of five years.
All this time, I watched my wallet,
Drain like a pool of tears.
An I've seen a lot of bad names expire,
Had a lot of bills to pay.
I'd give the shirt right off of my back,
If I had the guts to say.

Take this extension and shove it,
I ain't buyin this crap no more.
My wallet is empty,
An' cards maxed out, what was I regging these for;
You better not try to give me a free one;
As I'm done being your domain whore;
Take this extension and shove it,
I ain't regging this crap no more.

Well, that registry , they don't care
The bottom line is the loot.
new crap extensions every month;
And they know they will be at Pool,
One of these days, I'm gonna land a .com
I been a sucker , all I did was pay,
Lord, I can't wait to see their faces,
When I get the nerve to say:

Take this extension and shove it,
I ain't buyin this crap no more.
My wallet is empty,
An' cards maxed out, what was I regging these for;
You better not try to give me a free one;
As I'm done being your domain whore;
Take this extension and shove it,
I ain't regging this crap no more.

Take your .mobi and shove it!
 
stoc, when does this close?
 
Concrats to DNjet for his winning submission above.

2000 DNF$ have been sent!

They can take this .mobi and shove it.
 
Thanks Stocdoctor, dnf$ recv'd!
 
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