Talking Fish in New York ... predicts the end is nigh...

[devolution]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/2854189.stm

 

[beatz]

Wow.

 

[Luc]

hebrew talking fish. now i've seen everything!

 

[TopNames.com]

I wish my dog would just *listen* to me!

 

[Fearless]

Why would anyone kill a talking fish? :laugh:

 

[ReignDomain]

Originally posted by gregr
Why would anyone kill a talking fish? :laugh:

Because it talked too much.

 

[Mr Webname]

Originally posted by DomainRetriever
hebrew talking fish. now i've seen everything!

Don't you mean "heard everything"?

 

[Luc]

Don't you mean "heard everything"?

Well, I actually didn't hear the fish talk, but I did
see a picture of its head.

Luc L.

 

[Fearless]

That talking fish would be my retirement.

Could you see me and my talking fish in an interview with Barbara Walters. That fish would get exclusive use of my swimming pool. :laugh:

 

[Luc]

That talking fish would be my retirement

I bet. How is that pool anyways? Looked pretty damn
good last time I saw it, even though it wasn't done yet.

Luc L.

 

[draqon]

please guys, talking fish are nothing new. Haven't you guys seen Big Mouth Billy Bass?

 

[Ciqala]

man hasnt anyone seen the simpsons where they fly to japan and then have to work in the fish factory (osaka fish concern) until they go on the gameshow and win tickets back to springfield?

theres a talking fish that bart picks up and he says... "spare my life and i shall grant you three wisheeeeurrrrrrrgh" as bart sticks him and deftly removes his guts in a single motion.

the worker was obviously just following barts lead what with television being the biggest influence on any of us and all.

and this proves it once and for all the simpsons has already done everything. even the news cannot come up with a better plotline.

besides the news is far too flaky apart from the occassional storyline with the bush family theres no continuity some days they dont even follow on from the show the day before. someone should really speak to their script writers about that.

 

[Olivier]

The fish couldn't be more correct for itself:

"A fish heading for slaughter in a New York market shouted warnings about the end of the world before it was killed , two fish cutters have claimed."

 

[peter]

HAHAHAHA

And Americans wonder why the rest of the world think's they are idiots? ROTFL!

Is this REALLY the same country about to bomb thousands of people? Perhaps they should aim their missiles towards themselves and all would be solved =)

 

[draqon]

Last time I checked there were stupid people in all the countries, certainly there is at least one in Sweden.

 

[peter]

Originally posted by draqon
Last time I checked there were stupid people in all the countries, certainly there is at least one in Sweden.

LOL.

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[Jack Gordon]

The start of a great joke....

A hasidic Jew, a Swede and a cheesehead come across a talking fish, who offers to grant them each one wish in exchange for his freedom...

 

[peter]

the Jew says he wishes to go back to his home country, and *POOF* he is gone.

Next, the cheesehead wishes to go back to USA, and *POOF* he is transported to new york.

Then, the fish asks the swede:
-"What is your wish?"

the swede replies:

"Now that all the jews and americans are gone? I'll just have a coke then".

 

[Jack Gordon]

oooof... I'll choose not to be offended by that

By the way, for you non-Americans, cheeseheads are from Wisconsin, not New York

 

[peter]

you keep throwin'em at me and I keep knockin'em down