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I read this comic article in the current mad magazine issue and I laughed so hard at the bookstore that I started getting those angry looks. A lady working on her laptop kept on giving me that eye discipline as if she'd smack me if I didn't behave.
Tea Bagger Proof that Obama is a Terrorist/Socialist by Stan Sinberg and Hermann Mejia
- He made the stock market go up 40% in his first year so that companies will be worth more when the federal government takes them over.
- He captured and killed many top Taliban and Al Qaeda members so he can lead the Taliban and Al Qaeda
- He reads from the teleprompter where he just repeats whatever unknown, unseen operators order him to say.
- He improved the school lunch program because well-fed kids concentrate better and are easier to indoctrinate into his socialist agenda.
- He's purposely driving Tea Party members crazy so they'll destroy America for him.
- He gave his Nobel Peace Prize money to charity because he hates rich people and doesn't want to become one.
- He's offering universal health care to produce more healthy workers who will work for the state.
- He goes out of his way to be personable, attractive and likeable so people won't notice all his startling resemblances to Hitler.
- His beautiful wife and two lovely daughters nefariously divert attention from his plot to subvert traditional family values.
- He is trying to reverse global warming so terrorists can hide big explosive devices under their winter coats without arousing suspicion.
- He's using stimulus money to rebuild the country's roads and bridges so terrorists will have more targets to destroy.
- He advocates overturning "Don't ask don't tell" so soldiers will spend so much time "asking and telling" that they won't pay attention when terrorists attack the country.
- He is a terrorist/socialist because Sarah Palin said so.
Gotta love Mad magazine. Just gotta love it.
Tea Bagger Proof that Obama is a Terrorist/Socialist by Stan Sinberg and Hermann Mejia
- He made the stock market go up 40% in his first year so that companies will be worth more when the federal government takes them over.
- He captured and killed many top Taliban and Al Qaeda members so he can lead the Taliban and Al Qaeda
- He reads from the teleprompter where he just repeats whatever unknown, unseen operators order him to say.
- He improved the school lunch program because well-fed kids concentrate better and are easier to indoctrinate into his socialist agenda.
- He's purposely driving Tea Party members crazy so they'll destroy America for him.
- He gave his Nobel Peace Prize money to charity because he hates rich people and doesn't want to become one.
- He's offering universal health care to produce more healthy workers who will work for the state.
- He goes out of his way to be personable, attractive and likeable so people won't notice all his startling resemblances to Hitler.
- His beautiful wife and two lovely daughters nefariously divert attention from his plot to subvert traditional family values.
- He is trying to reverse global warming so terrorists can hide big explosive devices under their winter coats without arousing suspicion.
- He's using stimulus money to rebuild the country's roads and bridges so terrorists will have more targets to destroy.
- He advocates overturning "Don't ask don't tell" so soldiers will spend so much time "asking and telling" that they won't pay attention when terrorists attack the country.
- He is a terrorist/socialist because Sarah Palin said so.
Gotta love Mad magazine. Just gotta love it.
