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Read it.. my mom just sent it too me, and it's worthy of your time too read..
if you have a mom, wife, or significant other female in your life.. letM know you appreciate their unique design..
here goes:
By the time the Lord made woman, he was into his
> sixth day of working overtime.
>
>
> An Angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending
> so much time on this one?".
>
> And the Lord answered and said, "Have you seen the
> spec sheet on her? She has to be completely
> washable, but not plastic, have 200 movable parts,
> all replaceable, run on black coffee and leftovers,
> have a lap that can hold three children at one time,
> have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped
> knee to a broken heart, and have six pairs of
> hands."
>
> The Angel was astounded at the requirements for
> this one. "Six pairs of hands! No Way!", "And that's
> just on the standard model?" the Angel asked. The
> Angel tried to stop the Lord. "This is too much
> work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish."
>
> But I can't!", the Lord protested, "I am so close
> to finishing this creation that is so close to my
> own heart. She already heals herself when she is
> sick AND can work 18 HR days.
>
> The Angel moved closer and touched the woman, "but
> you have made her so soft, Lord." "She is soft," the
> Lord agreed, "but I have also made her tough. You
> have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."
>
> "Will she be able to think?", asked the Angel. The
> Lord replied, "Not only will she be able to think,
> she will be able to reason, and negotiate."
>
> The Angel then noticed something and reached out
> and touched the woman's cheek. "Oops, it looks like
> you have a leak with this model. I told you that you
> were trying to put too much into this one."
>
> "That's not a leak," the Lord objected, "that's a
> tear!"
>
> "What's the tear for?" the Angel asked. The Lord
> said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy,
> her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her
> loneliness, her grief, and her pride."
>
> The Angel was impressed. "You are a genius, Lord.
> You thought of everything, for women are truly
> amazing."
>
> Women have strengths that amaze men. They carry
> hardships, they carry burdens but they hold
> happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want
> to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry
> when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous.
>
> They fight for what they believe in. They stand up
> for injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer
> when they believe there is a better solution. They
> go without so their family can have.
>
> They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
> They love unconditionally. They cry when their
> children excel and cheer when their friends get
> awards. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They
> have sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet they
> are strong when they think there is no strength
> left.
>
> They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken
> heart. Women come in all sizes, in all colors and
> shapes. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you
> to show how much they care about you.
>
> The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin!
> They bring joy and hope. They give compassion and
> ideals. They give moral support to their family and
> friends. Women have a lot to say and a lot to give.
>
if you have a mom, wife, or significant other female in your life.. letM know you appreciate their unique design..
here goes:
By the time the Lord made woman, he was into his
> sixth day of working overtime.
>
>
> An Angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending
> so much time on this one?".
>
> And the Lord answered and said, "Have you seen the
> spec sheet on her? She has to be completely
> washable, but not plastic, have 200 movable parts,
> all replaceable, run on black coffee and leftovers,
> have a lap that can hold three children at one time,
> have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped
> knee to a broken heart, and have six pairs of
> hands."
>
> The Angel was astounded at the requirements for
> this one. "Six pairs of hands! No Way!", "And that's
> just on the standard model?" the Angel asked. The
> Angel tried to stop the Lord. "This is too much
> work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish."
>
> But I can't!", the Lord protested, "I am so close
> to finishing this creation that is so close to my
> own heart. She already heals herself when she is
> sick AND can work 18 HR days.
>
> The Angel moved closer and touched the woman, "but
> you have made her so soft, Lord." "She is soft," the
> Lord agreed, "but I have also made her tough. You
> have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."
>
> "Will she be able to think?", asked the Angel. The
> Lord replied, "Not only will she be able to think,
> she will be able to reason, and negotiate."
>
> The Angel then noticed something and reached out
> and touched the woman's cheek. "Oops, it looks like
> you have a leak with this model. I told you that you
> were trying to put too much into this one."
>
> "That's not a leak," the Lord objected, "that's a
> tear!"
>
> "What's the tear for?" the Angel asked. The Lord
> said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy,
> her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her
> loneliness, her grief, and her pride."
>
> The Angel was impressed. "You are a genius, Lord.
> You thought of everything, for women are truly
> amazing."
>
> Women have strengths that amaze men. They carry
> hardships, they carry burdens but they hold
> happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want
> to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry
> when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous.
>
> They fight for what they believe in. They stand up
> for injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer
> when they believe there is a better solution. They
> go without so their family can have.
>
> They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
> They love unconditionally. They cry when their
> children excel and cheer when their friends get
> awards. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They
> have sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet they
> are strong when they think there is no strength
> left.
>
> They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken
> heart. Women come in all sizes, in all colors and
> shapes. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you
> to show how much they care about you.
>
> The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin!
> They bring joy and hope. They give compassion and
> ideals. They give moral support to their family and
> friends. Women have a lot to say and a lot to give.
>
