The NET just gets better ...

[LewR]

http://www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/07/22/seacom.on/index.html

 

[snicksnack]

Pretty god news for the African internet user, even so must of the African's might prefer to get some food instead of faster internet.

 

[nWo]

Even more spam, but only faster.

 

[Focus]

Lew, love the email address! k:

 

[Stian]

Pretty god news for the African internet user, even so must of the African's might prefer to get some food instead of faster internet.

:lol: On point!

 

[INFORG]

I am posting this on behalf of my African friend Dr. Akeem Biobaku

First, I must solicit your strictest confidence in this transaction. This is by virtue of its nature as being utterly confidential and "Top Secret". You have been recommended by an associate who assured me in confidence of your ability and reliability to prosecute a pending business transaction of great magnitude, requiring maximum confidence.

You see my friend, it is not that we do not have money for food as your associates believe, but rather some internal issues with regards to funds access. This new internet connectivity presents both you and I a great opportunity.

We are top officials of the Federal Government Contracts Review panel who are interested in the importation of goods into our country with funds which are presently confined in Nigeria. In order to commence this business, we solicit your assistance to enable us to transfer into your account, the said trapped funds.

The following represents the source of the funds. During the last regime her in Nigeria, the Government officials set up companies and awarded themselves contracts which were grossly over invoiced in various ministries which informed the setting up of the Contract Review Panel by the present Military Government to advice on the aforementioned. We have identified a lot of inflated contract sums which are presently floating in the Central Bank of Nigeria ready for payment, amongst which is the said sum of US$31,320,000 (Thirty One Million, Three-Hundred and Twenty Thousand United States Dollars) that we solicit your assistance for the transfer. As we are unable to manage the transfer all by ourselves by virtue of our position as civil servants and members of tis Panel, I have therefore been delegated as a matter of trust by my colleagues on the Panel to solicit for an overseas partner into whose account we would transfer the said sum.

We have agreed to share the money thus:

1. 25% for the Account Owner (you)
2. 65% for us (The Officials)
3. 10% to be used in settling all expenses (our end and your end). Incidental to the realization of this transaction.

It is from the 65% that we wish to commence the importation business. Please note that this transaction is 100% safe and we hope to conclude the transaction in at most 10 banking days from : 234-30-408550 and 234-90-408674, the date of the receipt of the following information from you by Fax through your company name and address, your bankers name and your Tel/Fax: number, bearing in mind the festivities (Christmas & New Year season) we are in.

As a token of our appreciation to you, we shall make available to you at less than market price as much as 500,000 barrels of Automotive Gas Oil for spot lift.

The above information from you will enable us write letters of claim and job description respectively enabling us use your Company Name and Account details to apply for payment. We are looking forward to doing this business with you and solicit your confidentiality in this transaction. Please acknowledge the receipt of this letter using the above Tel/Fax numbers. I will bring you into the complete picture of this pending project when I have heard from you.

Yours Faithfully,

Dr. Akeem Biobaku

 

[Theo]

Speed increased to 419 terabps

 

[DNBA]

great more scam mail

 

[Vutos]

LOL..... 2012 is the this world ends so... They wont have to worry about food or how fast there internet is.

 

[Rubber Duck]

Pretty god news for the African internet user, even so must of the African's might prefer to get some food instead of faster internet.

This is a pretty naive view of Africa. It wasn't really true 20 years ago when I was out there. And beside did it ever occur to you that one of the best ways of making sure everyone gets fed is to make their economies more efficient by getting as many as possible connected to high speed internet service?

 

[Poker]

This is a pretty naive view of Africa. It wasn't really true 20 years ago when I was out there.

Rubber Duck during his visit to Africa:

http://www.saynotocrack.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/rubber-duck.jpg

 

[Rubber Duck]

Rubber Duck during his visit to Africa:

http://www.saynotocrack.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/rubber-duck.jpg

Very amusing, but I did a bit more than a visit. I spent much of my youth in Africa.

 

[rsheth3]

shit, they always try to fraud offers on my GPT sites......gonna have to be more careful

 

[Nomzo]

"But businesses, which have been paying around $3,000 a month for 1MB through a satellite link, will now pay considerably less - about $600 a month." - http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/8165077.stm

Ouch.

 

[Yum]

Yes,good news to me.

 

[Jeffreyw]

A lot of scams also committed by the Americans. Probably even more than the Africans since the former has more easy access to the internet.

 

[RTM.net]

This is a pretty naive view of Africa. It wasn't really true 20 years ago when I was out there. And beside did it ever occur to you that one of the best ways of making sure everyone gets fed is to make their economies more efficient by getting as many as possible connected to high speed internet service?

+1 and oh so much. We can't rep here, but I must say that you ditto'ed my sentiment.

A lot of scams also committed by the Americans. Probably even more than the Africans since the former has more easy access to the internet.

+1.

Rob

 

[MAllie]

I can never understand why the people writing these emails don't make an effort to get the spelling and grammar right. I got one a couple of years ago from someone calling himself Andrew Stewart with the subject heading World Wide Lootery agent.