- Joined
- Aug 11, 2006
- Messages
- 2,228
- Reaction score
- 19
> Two men dressed in Airline Pilots uniforms walk up the aisle of the
> plane.
> Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other
> is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.
>
> Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the
> cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up.
>
> The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign
> that this is just a little practical joke.
> None is forthcoming.
>
> The plane starts moving faster and faster down the tarmac and the people
> sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the
> water at the edge of the runway.
> As it begins to look as though the plane will plough into the water,
> panicked screams fill the cabin.
>
> At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air.
> The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat
> into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good
> hands.
>
> In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says,
> "You know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and
> we're all gonna f*ckin' die."
> plane.
> Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other
> is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.
>
> Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the
> cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up.
>
> The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign
> that this is just a little practical joke.
> None is forthcoming.
>
> The plane starts moving faster and faster down the tarmac and the people
> sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the
> water at the edge of the runway.
> As it begins to look as though the plane will plough into the water,
> panicked screams fill the cabin.
>
> At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air.
> The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat
> into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good
> hands.
>
> In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says,
> "You know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and
> we're all gonna f*ckin' die."
