this story will make you laugh

[cleverlyslick]

like 10 mins ago I'm walking with my wife to our building when we noticed an old man with like 5 yr old kid(I assume it was his granpops). The kid pooped on himself and the whole lobby smelled bad.There are 2 elevators in my lobby and when the elevator came to the 1st floor the other one was in the 11th floor lol.The old man was trying to be polite and hold the elevator for us but I told it's ok i'll wait for the next one.The old man nodded his head kinda like in dissapointment and left,the next elevator came and my wife is all like you're a asshole he was holding the elevator for us and because a boy pooped his pants you didn't want to get on. guess my wife felt pity for the boy.

"I already knew where this was headed and I told her....
so what i'm not polite now because I didn't want to be in a smelly elevator with him?" My wife is colombian and her english is not that good and she took this the wrong way for some reason and told me **** you.I bursted out laughing in her face and told her you're seriously mad at me because of this?!?!?! we go in our apartment and we're silent for like 2 mins, then she goes."**** you i'm not cooking shrimp for you"

Then she goes "all you want to do is be on the damn computer and watch espn" and she's locked herself in our son's room.

I couldn't help but start laughing again by myself.Now I know for sure it's a proven fact that women in general just look for sht to argue for no reason.Now I get no shrimp and no poon for the night all because I didn't want to get in a smelly elevator.

guess there's always chinese food :undecided:

 

[GUA]

Laughing at your wife for expressing her opinion, then posting disrespectful remarks on a public forum. Odd to say the least.

 

[stewie]

seems to me you couldn't win.... either way you were in Chit*

:yo:

 

[Adapt Web]

great.. guess i'm in for it.. my girlfriend is Colombian too.. born in the US though

 

[INVIGOR]

You better watch ur ass with those columbian gals... My friend is dating one and she got pissy over something petty like that. She drew him in for a kiss and bit his freaking lip off! When the cops came, she claimed self defense and put his ass in jail....OUT OF TOWN!! After letting him simmer all night, she gets him out the next morning. This isn't the first crazy Columbian I've heard of. Seems to be their nature.

 

[rmnarmenta]

I guess she would have really been mad if you got on the elevator and held your nose. Good Luck

 

[Vjizzle]

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey now, let's not generalize on Columbians. All races have crazy peeps, just check the news.

CS, she may just be old school and thought it may be a good gesture of kindness to still ride with the old man and boy even though he pooped his pants. Maybe the old man reminded her of her father or grandfather? Maybe she was with her grandfather in the same situation and the couple like yourselves didn't ride the elevator and now she has a complex about it... Okay, maybe not.

My point is that she is sensitive to the situation. It's not that she likes smelling poop, but maybe felt bad for the grandfather and the little boy and NOT riding in the elevator made him feel worse than he already felt. Maybe she didn't want him to feel WORSE.

Anyway, the best way out (I have found) is just to apologize even if you think you are right. Being right in a situation is not always the best way to go (although you do have to put your foot down sometimes...I'm not totally chickensh%$).

Good luck!

 

[Tia Wood]

If I was your wife and found this thread: let's just say you wouldn't be eating dinner for awhile.

 

[cleverlyslick]

Thx guys. I just felt like it was a petty argument for no reason at all. I actually did apologize( told her next time i'll ride the smelly elevator) but she still didn't cook shrimp.


But i'm holding strong on my belief that women like to start argument for whatever reason.

 

[Tia Wood]

I actually did apologize( told her next time i'll ride the smelly elevator) but she still didn't cook shrimp.

:lol:


:violin:

But i'm holding strong on my belief that women like to start argument for whatever reason.

No. We are just wired differently. Most likely your wife felt sorry for the boy and thought you were being insensitive.

Rub her feet and tell her how much of an insensitive jerk you were and you might get some shrimp. If that doesn't work: order take out!

 

[cleverlyslick]

:lol:


:violin:



No. We are just wired differently. Most likely your wife felt sorry for the boy and thought you were being insensitive.

Rub her feet and tell her how much of an insensitive jerk you were and you might get some shrimp. If that doesn't work: order take out!

we ate chinese.I ordered shrimp fried rice with chicken wings lol

 

[south]

:lol:

No. We are just wired differently. Most likely your wife felt sorry for the boy and thought you were being insensitive.

Rub her feet and tell her how much of an insensitive jerk you were and you might get some shrimp. If that doesn't work: order take out!

Thanks for sharing Tia. Most of us men simply have no concept of how women think. Personally I gave up trying to figure it out a long time ago. Appreciate a woman's perspective on it.

 

[thevirtual]

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey now, let's not generalize on Columbians. All races have crazy peeps, just check the news.

CS, she may just be old school and thought it may be a good gesture of kindness to still ride with the old man and boy even though he pooped his pants. Maybe the old man reminded her of her father or grandfather? Maybe she was with her grandfather in the same situation and the couple like yourselves didn't ride the elevator and now she has a complex about it... Okay, maybe not.

My point is that she is sensitive to the situation. It's not that she likes smelling poop, but maybe felt bad for the grandfather and the little boy and NOT riding in the elevator made him feel worse than he already felt. Maybe she didn't want him to feel WORSE.

Anyway, the best way out (I have found) is just to apologize even if you think you are right. Being right in a situation is not always the best way to go (although you do have to put your foot down sometimes...I'm not totally chickensh%$).

Good luck!

I agree. Does it even matter that she is Columbian?

 

[south]

Ariel. Let me share something I've learned...

Doesn't matter who is right or wrong. You have to be the man & overcome it. Think "nolo contendere" rather than guilty or innocent.

Roses & Chocolate work wonders.

And remember, moms can pick up puke off the floor with their bare hands. A shitty diaper means nothing to them.

Cheers!

 

[cleverlyslick]

I agree. Does it even matter that she is Columbian?

she's pretty feisty,but today was outta hand.I don't thin it's colombians,but WOMEN in general.

 

[INVIGOR]

I got two words for you guys that don't believe Colombian women have tempers, and you can google it yourself: CLARA HARRIS

Dude, my other bud's Colombian MOTHER got mad at him and accused his GF of stealing her PANTIES! I'm serious. So he tells his mom she's crazy. She flips, starts a fight, and calls the cops. While he's at work, she goes outside and takes his car. When he goes out there to say wtf, the cops pounce him! Trust me, you guys can dance around it all you want, but Colombian women are CRAZY! Next you'll tell me they don't like Salsa, Cumbia or Merenge... Yeah right.

In their defense...they are SPICY in bed! LOL!! Admit it...aside from being beautiful, that's why we love them.

 

[cleverlyslick]

I got two words for you guys that don't believe Colombian women have tempers, and you can google it yourself: CLARA HARRIS

Dude, my other bud's Colombian MOTHER got mad at him and accused his GF of stealing her PANTIES! I'm serious. So he tells his mom she's crazy. She flips, starts a fight, and calls the cops. While he's at work, she goes outside and takes his car. When he goes out there to say wtf, the cops pounce him! Trust me, you guys can dance around it all you want, but Colombian women are CRAZY! Next you'll tell me they don't like Salsa, Cumbia or Merenge... Yeah right.

In their defense...they are SPICY in bed! LOL!! Admit it...aside from being beautiful, that's why we love them.

EL OH EL :lol::lol::lol: sick story!

 

[denny007]

let's not generalize on Columbians. All races have crazy peeps

Didn't know Columbians are a "race", now we have white, black, red, yellow and Columbians, interesting..

 

[INVIGOR]

Hey! What about us brownies?! Go Mexico!
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[denny007]

Hey! What about us brownies?! Go Mexico!

There is no such race. Latinos are ethnicity/culture, anthropologically/genetically there would be mix of whites, blacks and reds.