A man was driving home from work one afternoon. He was stopped at a traffic light, when a woman dressed in a black leather skirt, fishnet stockings and heels approached his car and knocked on his window. She immediately explained that she was a hooker and she was really down on her luck at the moment. She said she would cut him a deal. For $100, she'd do anything he asked of her.
"Anything," he asked.
"Yes, anything," she said. "There's only one catch. You have to tell me what you want in three words or less."
The man thought about it for a moment. Then he unlocked the passenger door and told her to jump in. He drove with the hooker back to his house. He turned into his driveway, and cut the ignition. The hooker looked at him and said, "ok, I'll do anything you ask of me, three words or less."
He looked her right in the eyes and said, "paint my house."
"Anything," he asked.
"Yes, anything," she said. "There's only one catch. You have to tell me what you want in three words or less."
The man thought about it for a moment. Then he unlocked the passenger door and told her to jump in. He drove with the hooker back to his house. He turned into his driveway, and cut the ignition. The hooker looked at him and said, "ok, I'll do anything you ask of me, three words or less."
He looked her right in the eyes and said, "paint my house."
