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if this is true i think this is discraceful - absolutely discraceful
WASHINGTON -- A Super-secret White House initiative promises to take some of the sting out of the coming depression by giving every man, woman and child in America "a piece of Iraq" after we crush Saddam Hussein in the coming war.
Sources confirm that President George W. Bush hit on the plan after polls showed increasing numbers of Americans are beginning to believe that bombing Hussein and his country into oblivion and then sending a U.S. governor to run the place might not be such a good idea.
Details are sketchy. But a source familiar with the plan says Iraq "is going to be divvied up like the cake at a child's birthday party.
"Every American will be deeded a small, postage stamp-sized plot of Iraqi soil as a memento of our victory," the insider confided to reporters in Washington.
"And thousands of Americans, those with the best contacts in Congress and the White House, will get larger, vegetable garden-sized plots.
"If by luck your deeded plot is in the vicinity of an oil well, you and your descendants will rake in a share of profits until the well runs dry.
"Other Americans will receive more conventional spoils of war -- art ob- jects and museum pieces, archaeological relics, precious metals and hard currency, even souvenirs like flags, empty nerve gas canisters, decontaminated an- thrax bottles, and statues of Saddam, which stand on virtually every street corner in the country today and are expected to be coveted items after the war.
"I'd like to have one myself if for no other reason than to smash it to bits with a sledgehammer."
There's one other perk that's sure to be distributed after the war, says the source, but it's highly unlikely anybody in Washington or the military will ever admit it.
"If you want an Iraqi woman, just claim her," the source explains.
from http://tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn/20030324/104851800005.html
WASHINGTON -- A Super-secret White House initiative promises to take some of the sting out of the coming depression by giving every man, woman and child in America "a piece of Iraq" after we crush Saddam Hussein in the coming war.
Sources confirm that President George W. Bush hit on the plan after polls showed increasing numbers of Americans are beginning to believe that bombing Hussein and his country into oblivion and then sending a U.S. governor to run the place might not be such a good idea.
Details are sketchy. But a source familiar with the plan says Iraq "is going to be divvied up like the cake at a child's birthday party.
"Every American will be deeded a small, postage stamp-sized plot of Iraqi soil as a memento of our victory," the insider confided to reporters in Washington.
"And thousands of Americans, those with the best contacts in Congress and the White House, will get larger, vegetable garden-sized plots.
"If by luck your deeded plot is in the vicinity of an oil well, you and your descendants will rake in a share of profits until the well runs dry.
"Other Americans will receive more conventional spoils of war -- art ob- jects and museum pieces, archaeological relics, precious metals and hard currency, even souvenirs like flags, empty nerve gas canisters, decontaminated an- thrax bottles, and statues of Saddam, which stand on virtually every street corner in the country today and are expected to be coveted items after the war.
"I'd like to have one myself if for no other reason than to smash it to bits with a sledgehammer."
There's one other perk that's sure to be distributed after the war, says the source, but it's highly unlikely anybody in Washington or the military will ever admit it.
"If you want an Iraqi woman, just claim her," the source explains.
from http://tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn/20030324/104851800005.html
