Welfare check

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A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his
check.




He marched straight up to the counter and
said, "Hi.. You know...., I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a
job."




The welfare clerk behind the counter said,
"Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy
old man who wants a Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his 2011 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of
your clothes
"Because of the long hours, meals will
be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her
overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say but you will also have aspart of your job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in
her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive."

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!"



The welfare clerk said, "Yeah, well ... You started it."

 

[Biggie]

being on or having to ask for welfare, ain't no joke

neither is being hungry or humiliated, because you're out of work


sorry cuz, but eye've seen the other side of that coin


imo....

 

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I happen to be very active in helping those in need and realize that welfare is NO joke. This post, however, is a joke posted in the humor section. For those of you offended...Sorry! I'm glad I'm not a comedian, as passing along jokes today in America, will almost always get you in hot water with somebody!

 

[A D]

I happen to be very active in helping those in need and realize that welfare is NO joke. This post, however, is a joke posted in the humor section. For those of you offended...Sorry! I'm glad I'm not a comedian, as passing along jokes today in America, will almost always get you in hot water with somebody!

I don't believe he meant any harm here but I do understand it's touchy topic.

Adam

 

[katherine]

The difference between an unemployed person and a civil servant:
1) gets welfare benefits while 2) gets a salary.

Just kidding and mean no disrepect of course