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A man walks into a dimly lit bar. A voluptuous waitress is behind the counter. The man sits down.
Up on the wall behind the bar is a sign that reads:
Cheesburger - $2.50
Hand Job - $30.00
The waitress leans over the bar showing plenty of cleavage, looking into his eyes and with a wink she asks, What will it be for you, hon?
The man replies, Are you the girl that gives the hand jobs?
She leans over further, licking her lips and says, You betcha.
The man responds, Then wash your hands, bltch, because I want a cheeseburger.
Up on the wall behind the bar is a sign that reads:
Cheesburger - $2.50
Hand Job - $30.00
The waitress leans over the bar showing plenty of cleavage, looking into his eyes and with a wink she asks, What will it be for you, hon?
The man replies, Are you the girl that gives the hand jobs?
She leans over further, licking her lips and says, You betcha.
The man responds, Then wash your hands, bltch, because I want a cheeseburger.
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