Who says spam sucks?

[Zorro]

This is the most hilarious piece of spam I've received:

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From: Kaitlyn Daniel <[email protected]>
To: *******@*******.com
Subject: We sell Heroin
Date: Sat, 20 Sep 2003 11:11:44 IST


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Welcome to the site www.carderportal.org, it's us again, now we extended our offerings,
here is a list:

1. Heroin, in liquid and crystal form.
2. Rocket fuel and Tomohawk rockets (serious enquiries only).
3. Other rockets (Air-to-Air), orders in batches of 10.
4. New shipment of cocaine has arrived, buy 9 grams and get 10th for free.
5. We also offer gay-slaves for sale, we offer only such service on the NET,
you can choose the one you like, then get straight to business.
6. Fake currencies, such as Euros and US dollars, prices would match competition.
7. Also, as always, we offer widest range of child pornography and exclusive lolita
galleries, to keep out clients busy.

Everyone is welcome, be it in States or any other place worldwide.

ATTENTION. Clearance offer. Buy 30 grams of heroin, get 5 free.
Prepay your batch of rockets (air-to-air) and recieve a portable rocket-lacuncher
for free.

www.carderportal.org

This offer won't last! Only until 20th of August all our clients will also recieve
a pack of 2 CDs, with best selection of child pornography.


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:-D

 

[Steen]

Lol!

 

[DeCal]

LOL, Spam still sucks but thats funny!!

 

[Steen]

They aren't seriosu about thier products are they?!

 

[cyphix]

u should really edit out their contact stuff like the website just in case they are serious lol

 

[Bob]

Too funny.

:laugh:

 

[Zorro]

The ISP (datacolo) announced that this was attempt to malign them and their customer:

"This email was an attack on our company by somebody who dislikes one of our clients (the site in question)

Datacolo does not support spam, and the site mentioned on the email does not sell porn or any of the ludicrous products on the email.

Sorry for your trouble, but we really did not had nothing to do with it and have reported it to the authorities ourselves"

- DataColo

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Hmm...anybody here wants to make a confession? :evil:

:-D