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WOMENâS LANGUAGE TRANSLATED
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
Iâm sorry. = Youâll be sorry.
We need... = I want
Itâs your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want... = Youâll pay for this later.
We need to talk... = I need to complain
Sure...go ahead = I donât want you to.
Iâm not upset = Of course Iâm upset, you moron!
Youâre so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
Youâre certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think aboutâ
Do you love meâ = Iâm going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love meâ = I did something today youâre really not going to like.
Iâll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.
Am I fatâ = Tell me Iâm beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me!â = Too late, youâre dead.
Was that the babyâ = Why donât you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.
I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.
Nothing = Everything
Nothing, really = Itâs just that youâre such an idiot!
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
Iâm sorry. = Youâll be sorry.
We need... = I want
Itâs your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want... = Youâll pay for this later.
We need to talk... = I need to complain
Sure...go ahead = I donât want you to.
Iâm not upset = Of course Iâm upset, you moron!
Youâre so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
Youâre certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think aboutâ
Do you love meâ = Iâm going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love meâ = I did something today youâre really not going to like.
Iâll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.
Am I fatâ = Tell me Iâm beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me!â = Too late, youâre dead.
Was that the babyâ = Why donât you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.
I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.
Nothing = Everything
Nothing, really = Itâs just that youâre such an idiot!