Worked.net is a goldmine! Here are some examples:
"I used to have a job, a great one at that! Now I network on WORKED.NET!"
"I was a highly valued employee in a high-tech company. I am currently part of the valued membership of the droves of those who WORKED.NET"
"I used to make $90k a year when I WORKED.NET"
"Unemployment ended and I haven't WORKED.NET since, etc etc"
I think you are on to something here.