Yo Mamma Jokes

[clown]

Ok, havent seen a thread like this ... Lets hear some yo mamma jokes.
Ill start it...



Yo Momma so fat......... Her blood type is Ragu!

 

[007]

Your mom made a thread like this...

:-D

 

[everydayprofit]

your momma is so ugly, she has to sneak up on the glass just to get a drink of water!

your momma is so ugly she'd make a train take a dirt road

your moma is so poor, the rainbows in her neighborhood are in black and white.

Your momma is so stupid, it takes her an hour to make minute rice

Your momma is so fat, I told her to haul butt...and she had to make 2 trips.

You momma is so ugly, she looked in the mirror, and her reflection ducked.

Your momma is so short she has to cuff her underwear.



//everydayprofit

 

[tekz999]

Yomama's so fat that people jog around her for exercise! WOOOOOOT!