You know your a DNF'er when...

[9MM]

You ask your mom for her credit card number to upgrade to exclusive and she says "Are you crazy!? I'm not giving you my credit card number!!!" - then you say "...but mom, look, I have X iTraders here for deals over $x, xxx!!!"

 

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You ask the cashier, "Can I pay with DNF$?"

 

[9MM]

On Christmas, you give your family DNF presents like bananas!