“Daddy, how was I born?”

[Johnn]

Junior asks his dad, “Daddy, how was I born?”

His dad sighs and replies, “Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway! Well, you see, your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.

We snuck into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the delete button.

Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant message saying that her operating system was showing signs of unauthorized program activity from a self extracting file which had implanted itself in her BIOS.

Then nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared and said:

“You’ve Got Male!”

 

[Doc]

Really good one !

 

[Seraphim]

:d

 

[Ridge]

At least she didnt catch a Virus!!

nice one!

 

[Melly]

Cute.

 

[Johnn]

Guys,

I hire a staff of 4 people to work for me 24/7 to find the best jokes on the internet.
I am glad you guys enjoy the laugh.

Thanks,
John

 

[WhiteLight]

That was great!!! Somebody put some deep thought in that one. That is a 5 star joke. I just sent it off to my jokes, email buddies.

Thanks

 

[stewie]

LOL , John's always good for a laugh ound:

 

[DomainMagnate]

lmao John, that's awesome

 

[ecomindia]

) )

good one ..

 

[tekz999]

hahahahhaah

 

[ksinclair]

john u need twitter and RSS for your jokes. forget domaining, you have a career in humor dude.

 

[Johnn]

I had my high hope when Jay Leno went to the hospital the other day but unfortunately he has a good doctor.

Do you reallt want me to quit domaining?

 

[George Verdugo]

that's a good one john how about instead of "you got male" you got a virus

 

[petrosc]

classic thanks