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$ 15 Porsche
A fifteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began
>to yell and scream, "Where did you get that car?"
>
>He calmly told them, "I bought it today."
>
>"With what money?" demanded his parents. " We know what a Porsche costs.."
>
>"Well," said the boy, "this one cost me fifteen dollars."
>
>So the parents began to yell even louder. "Who would sell a car like
>that for fifteen dollars?"
>
>"It was the lady up the street," said the boy. "I don't know her
>name-they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me
>if I wanted to buy a Porsche for fifteen dollars."
>
>"Oh my Goodness!," moaned the mother, "she must be a child abuser. Who
>knows what she will do next? John, you go right up there and see
>what's going on."
>
>So the boy's father walked up the street to the house where the lady
>lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting petunias! He
>introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a
>Porsche for fifteen dollars and demanded to know why she did it.
>
>"Well," she said, "this morning I got a phone call from my husband. I
>thought he was on a business trip, but learned from a friend he has run
>off to Hawaii with his secretary and really doesn't intend to come
>back. He claimed he was stranded and asked me to sell his new Porsche
>and send him the money. So I did."
>
>(Are women good or what?)
:lol:
A fifteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began
>to yell and scream, "Where did you get that car?"
>
>He calmly told them, "I bought it today."
>
>"With what money?" demanded his parents. " We know what a Porsche costs.."
>
>"Well," said the boy, "this one cost me fifteen dollars."
>
>So the parents began to yell even louder. "Who would sell a car like
>that for fifteen dollars?"
>
>"It was the lady up the street," said the boy. "I don't know her
>name-they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me
>if I wanted to buy a Porsche for fifteen dollars."
>
>"Oh my Goodness!," moaned the mother, "she must be a child abuser. Who
>knows what she will do next? John, you go right up there and see
>what's going on."
>
>So the boy's father walked up the street to the house where the lady
>lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting petunias! He
>introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a
>Porsche for fifteen dollars and demanded to know why she did it.
>
>"Well," she said, "this morning I got a phone call from my husband. I
>thought he was on a business trip, but learned from a friend he has run
>off to Hawaii with his secretary and really doesn't intend to come
>back. He claimed he was stranded and asked me to sell his new Porsche
>and send him the money. So I did."
>
>(Are women good or what?)
:lol:
