Here are my theories:
A. You are sad
B. A guy found out your paypal and logged in and sent all the money to himself
C. You're bankrupt
D. Your website was hacked
E. You could've registered a domain name worth $xxx,xxx,xxxx but you missed the registration by a second.
F. Someone beat you up.
G. You are crying because you just feel like it.
H. Your TV doesn't work anymore, and it costs alot of $$$ to repair.
I. Someone stole your Credit Card #.
J. You lost your wallet.
K. Someone in your family died
L. Your computer was stolen, and now you have to use the public computers in the library.
M. You did something very dumb.