I just looked at my watch...
Apparently, I'm nine hundred and seventy-three million, two hundred and thirty-three thousand, four hundred and twenty-five seconds old. Seconds older as I type this, and maybe hundreds, if not thousands of more seconds older as you read this text. If I'm not careful, I could erupt into a plume of dust and bone fragments at any moment!
Time waits for no man. You have been warned!
Best Regards,
~ Nexus