BS Bingo!!!!

[Johnn]

1. Before Barry Obama's next televised speech, prepare your "BS Bingo" card by drawing a square -- I find that 5" x 5" is a good size and dividing it into columns --five across and five down. That will give you 25 1-inch blocks.

2. Write one of the following words/phrases in each block:

· Strategic fit
· Let me be clear
· Make no mistake
· Back from the brink
· Signs of recovery
· Out of the loop
· Benchmark
· Job creation
· Fiscal restraint
· Win-win
· Affordable health care
· Previous Administration
· Empower (or empowerment)
· Greed on Wall Street
· At the end of the day
· Fat Cat Bankers
· Touch base
· Mindset
· Corporate greed
· Ballpark
· Game plan
· Leverage
· Inherited as in "I inherited this mess"
· Relief for working families
. Under $200,000.00

3. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.

4. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BS!"

Testimonials from past satisfied "BS Bingo" players:

"I had been listening to the speech for only five minutes when I won." - S. King, Texas

"My attention span during speeches has improved dramatically." -C. Perry, Alabama

"What a gas! Speeches will never be the same for me after my first win." - M. Spellman, Florida

"The atmosphere was tense in the last speech as 14 of us waited for the fifth box." - Joe H, New Mexico

"The Bar was stunned as eight of us screamed "BS!" for the third time in two hours." - David B, Chattahoochee

"I'm eagerly awaiting the "Pelosi" version." - Stan P, California

Note: This is posted in the Humor Section - Not Political

 

[fab]

Good one John! I think this is the first one I've seen from you net related to women.

 

[Credit]

Good one John! I think this is the first one I've seen from you net related to women.

Haha. True that!