I want to be a Durex condom tester because all my life I've been a Trojan man. I am 25 years old, in shape, good looking man and it is only recently that I have become enlightened to try a different condom brand. And this is a tough decision for me because I know Trojans and Trojans know me. I even wrote a poem about thr Trojan brand of condoms for my poetry class in college; check it out.
Trojans
The Greeks have burned many Trojans
But not as many as I
Empires have come and fallen
And I have seen generations die
Long Latex Trojan
You are the weapon of choice for me
Regular, large, and extra large
A tour de force with my Trojan horse
Your color coded packaging
Rainbows the sex section of the store
Ultra Pleasure, Extra Strength
Trojan Supra, Trojan Mesh
Trojan Her Pleasure, Is
Important to me
Smooth to the touch
Maximum glide
I am your biggest fan
I am your Trojan man
Mint Tingle, Warm Sensation
Trojan-Enz I applaud the work you do
Spermicidal nooxynol-9 lubricant
Consciously I could not, disintegrate
The truth with such blind intoxication
Yet your tube shape invites me
Like the v-shaped legs of a woman in need
Come the night when my myth expands
All that will be left of my quest
Is a shriveled latex at the side of my bed
-James Jean 2004
Despite how accustomed I am to the Trojans brand, I think I would be a great guy to use to compare the two condoms or just let you know what I liked or disliked about Durex. I do hope you take my application into serious consideration during this tough life changing experience. May the condom god be with us all.
With admiration for your work,
James Jean
