DNForum Story

[BGray]

Alright, well I'm sick right now and a little bored so I'm starting this story thread.

I'll just post the very first bit with ........ and the next person can feel free to add their portion leaving ............ for someone else to add to it after that. So here is goes:


While going to work the other day I thought of a great idea for a domain name. As soon as I arrived to work I checked to make sure the boss wasn't looking and got on the internet to register
www. .........................

 

[ReignDomain]

...e-virtualwebemail.ws.

 

[mole]

... NoWarInIraq.com

I sat back into my leather chair and saw my order go through, and suddenly ...

 

[NamePopper.com]

Originally posted by mole
.......and suddenly ...

...a group of angry midgets burst in - tied me up - put me on their shoulders - and carried me on a long journey to a place called DNF. Along the way - they called me nasty names - and pricked me with tiny little pins.

(I told you they were angry)

Anyway - soon after.......

 

[Biggie]

....I woke up, and it was all a dream

 

[BGray]

...... My boss was now hovering over me. With a look of disgust (apparently from the druel acquired from the nap) he introduced me to a new co-worker, Gertrude, who just happened to be a midget (small person). The first thing Gertrude said to me was..............

 

[mole]

... why is your prick so small???

 

[Jack Gordon]

Originally posted by mole
... why is your prick so small???

Of course, she was pointing to all of the pinpricks on my body acquired from the angry midgets. I told her they were so small because midgets have smaller hands, requiring smaller pins.

Gertrude, a (admittedly small) Swedish Bikini Team model, was very sympathetic. The first thing she did, out of a strong maternal desire to comfort me, was to...

 

[Ed30]

...massage my.......

 

[think]

Originally posted by Ed30
...massage my....... [/QUOTE

... libedo. Which she did with talk of a quiet dinner and some drinks afterwork. Smiling she batts her eyes while telling me about my latest domain sales. She knows the future........

 

[Ed30]

The restaurant is downtown - the pace towards it is slow (she only has little legs after all). It’s cold - icicles form on my armpits. I ask her why her legs are so hairy, she says she can’t afford thermals - am I running into a trap? It’s dark now, the candles flicker on our table for two. She looks at me seductively as she’s lifted onto her high chair, beads of sweat drip from her nose - but I’m mistaken - she just has a bad cold.
We order then suddenly....

 

[bidawinner]

She pulls out her domain, sleazy , sexy and hot...

This was no ordinary woman, she needed no WLS..

She was the Waiting List...

her name was.................

 

[timechange.com]

Originally posted by bidawinner


her name was.................

Lashonda Anisha Jackson

The phone rang. I had to answer quickly as it was 2am and the kids were asleep. The person at the other end said:

....

 

[DrWho]

Hi, this is Michael Jackson, have you seen my....

 

[GiantDomains]

nose? Nevermind, here it is! It was on the floor. Let me snap it back on. Ok, now where is my...

 

[RON2]

...cousin Lashonda? Someone said she was with you?

I ignored him and hung up the phone. Besides, I needed the phone line clear so I could log back on the Internet at check what's up at DNForum. As soon as I signed in, I couldn't believe what I read....

 

[timechange.com]

Originally posted by -RJ-
As soon as I signed in, I couldn't believe what I read....

Someone was offering MyBigFatItalianCousinVinny.info for only $450 plus Escrow fees. That was a GOOD deal, especially since I had 12,000 DNF bucks to spare. I went to my profile to transfer some funds over. I was shocked when I saw that...

 

[GiantDomains]

namepopper was banned! Now I must...

 

[RON2]

...figure out why gregr banned namepopper, giantdomains, and Bob from the forum! It must be because....

 

[GiantDomains]

...Bgray started a joke in the Lounge... Hmmm, I wonder if...