And medical doctors. Let's not forget them.
Hey, if I got ONE, just ONE, call a day from someone saying, "Hi John, I just called to say that everything is going fine, I have no problems, and I'd like to send you some money" then I'd probably look at it differently.
Paypal gladly accepted, so that I can profit from your good fortune.
Operators are standing by to take your call...
This reminds me of a story my father told me before I went abroad to study medicine:
Once upon a time, the captain's boat was not starting for some peculiar reason, even though he made all the routine checks and fried his brain all day long to find out what could have gone wrong. After spending several hours of trying to figure out the problem on his own, he decided to call an expert to come and take a look at it. The technician came to the boat, went down to the engine room, spent some minutes checking around, and then, with an expression of confidence, he just took the hammer and slightly hit a pipe. Immediately the engine started working again.
The captain was thrilled and with a big grin on his face he thanked the technician and asked for the bill. He quickly lost his smile when the technician asked for $1001. He started complaining and asking for explanations. He could not understand why someone would ask for $1001 dollars for a 10 minute job. But the technician answered: "Sir, i charge $1 for the 10 minutes of work, the rest $1000 I charged them for knowing which pipe to hit".
You are all smart people, you'll understand the moral of this story.
I just want to add one last thing, it bothers me when I hear people talking about how expensive doctors are, and that they paid $30 for a simple visit etc. Many people would hate to sacrifice $30 for their own health, but would gladly spend $50 for their dog to get a haircut and pedicure.