Drinking with a texas girl

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A mexican, an iraqi, and a texas girl are in the same bar. When the
mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out
his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "in mexico our
glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice."

Omar , the iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws the glass into the air, pulls out his ak-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, " in iraq, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either."

The girl from Texas, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her .45 and shoots the mexican and the iraqi. While catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, "in texas, we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."

God Bless Texas
 

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I'm trying to figure out if this is a racist insult for the Texas Girls, for Mexicans, for Iraqis, or Phillipinos..
 

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Knowing Raider - It is not the case but the joke did not fire.
that why my 1st reply was..
 

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I am not really upset - Just that joke is not really good.
 

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A good friend sent this to me today, both of us are avid gun users, I thought it was very funny..... If you want to read racism into it, I feel sorry you.. really.


Phillipinos..

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notice the Canadian is not there? That's because he is back in Canada drinking real beer ;)
 

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A good friend sent this to me today, both of us are avid gun users, I thought it was very funny..... If you want to read racism into it, I feel sorry you.. really.




:pound:
Gun owners joke about murdering people? hmm ;)
 

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I'm thinking about illegally immigrating to Mexico, protesting for more rights while burning a Mexican flag, and then calling everyone a racist who has a problem with it. Hey wait a minute, that sounds familiar... :D
 

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This joke is about as funny as a hate crime.
 
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Gotta agree with the haters here... Seriously, Raider, joking about shooting people for no reason other than their ethnicity simply isn't funny.
Would you find it funny if someone told you a joke about a school teacher walking up and shooting two students because they have so many of them at their school? Most normal people wouldn't find that funny, and the only difference is what "category" the people are in.

And people wonder why there's such rampant gun violence...
 
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