Frank's chicken patty

[Theo]

Before I even entered the URL for "ChickenPatty.com" I thought to myself that chances are Frank Schilling owns it.

And of course, he does

 

[Bionic]

Frank does sell, that's if you think ChickenPatty.com is worth mid 6 figures.

 

[Theo]

Nah, that'd be the price for a whole chick-fil-a franchise
But I used that as an example of how many times I've entered such generic two-worders in the browser, only to be welcomed by Name Administration's familiar landing page.

 

[Tia Wood]

That's happened to me before. I don't know how he does it.

Wait...yes I do. Click buy click buy click buy click buy.