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Why did the chicken cross the road?
 

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wasnt this a pointless post?

Why? to run away from KFC.
 

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gilbert said:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
For SHAME! Does your mother know you are posting such vulgarity? You should hang your head in SHAME! SHAME! SHAME! :goofy:
 

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There is no exact answer to this question. There are a hundred different answers to this question lol!
 

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Its like the one of what was first the chiken or the egg so mabye the chicken crossed the road to get the egg
 

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SSJ 4 Goku said:
Its like the one of what was first the chiken or the egg so mabye the chicken crossed the road to get the egg

Well maybe but as I said there are a hundred different answers...
 

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LOL thats funny site but there or so meny im liking shakespers one :)
 

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gilbert said:
Why did the chicken cross the road?

It was too far to go around!
 

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No wait becuse there was and chick chiken on the other side
 

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This was doubtless a trick question all along, since the chicken never really made it across the road to begin with. It froze up in fear on the divider line while cars whizzed by in both directions; someone hanging outside a rear passenger window finally grabbed it for dinner later that evening, and the rest is history.
 

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www said:
This was doubtless a trick question all along, since the chicken never really made it across the road to begin with. It froze up in fear on the divider line while cars whizzed by in both directions; someone hanging outside a rear passenger window finally grabbed it for dinner later that evening, and the rest is history.

Well that is your opinion! Good one though!
 

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because there were no traffic
 

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we'll see some hundreds more mindless answers...

The chicken crossed the road to get to the other side? >_<
 

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i have one more answer .. becuz there was a cock (rooster) was chasin a chicken .. lol
 

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This was my favorite here...

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Jerry Seinfield's Answer:
Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyway?"
 

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lol .. Nice answer
where did u find this any wayz ?
 
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