funny joke

[WebPhil]

There are other variants which can be funny:

Why did the punk cross the road?
Because he was safety pinned to the chicken

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens hadn't evolved yet

Why did the duck cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off

And many, many more, some a little "blue" for public posting :-D

 

[BigPete]

why did the opossum cross the road?
To prove to his friends he had some guts.

Why did the squirrel cross the road?
To show the chicken it could be done.

 

[chording]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

It was Green light! :-D