Hugh Hefner is downsizing

[Johnn]

Some one here should call her to sign up for the movie "The Domainer Next Door".

 

[Raider]

I'd like to know what will happen to Hefners Mansion after his departing?

Is he Married?

 

[Johnn]

He is single.

The Mansion will be sold at the next TRAFFIC auction!

 

[Seraphim]

We call him a lucky guy

I would take my Great Grandfather's life over Hefner's any day of the week. One amazing women you love all your life, and who you still enjoy in your 90's. Four living sons, tons of grandchildren and great grandchildren. An amazing career, travel around the world. Damn, doubt I will ever even touch that.

 

[Theo]

Actually Hefner is still married, according to Wikipedia.

 

[BidNo]

I half expected a story about breast reduction surgery... :wink:

 

[Theo]

Apparently Hugh likes dominoes more than sex. I intend to donate him a truckload of dominoes then in exchange for a night at the PB Mansion.

 

[Focus]

I get invited to parties there actually, just have never made it out there for one...hence me not having any STD's to date lol

I wonder how much viagra he eats a day...or how much herpes cream he uses for that matter lol

btw- those b*tches are all BUSTED, I was in South Beach yesterday and the chicks walking along the sidewalk are way hotter and way less ditzy!

 

[Theo]

Not sure where I read it but it was one of these reputable lifestyle portals: Hugh pops a viagra, then his girlfriends straddle him one after the other for 15 minutes each. That's his current "sex".

 

[Focus]

I bet they feel special...and I'm sure they must be getting absolutely POUNDED by the other studs hanging around at the parties and around town, I bet Hugh is so proud.

 

[sashas]

Hef is such a waste man. What a caricature of a man.

If I were his son/grandson/great-grandson, I would probably be the most ashamed guy on the planet.

heck, I'm pretty sure one of hef's spawns invented ritual suicide...the dude is such a big embarrassment.