I’m only here to wash your hands and feet.

[Tia Wood]

Stolen from Facebook:

A male patient is lying in bed at a hospital with an oxygen mask over his face and still heavily sedated from more than four hours of operation. A young female nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet.

“Nurse” he feebly mumbles from behind the mask “are my testicles black?”

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, “I don’t know, I’m only here to wash your hands and feet.”

He struggles again to ask, “Nurse, Please, Are my testicles black?”

Finally, she removers his covers, lifts his gown, holds his testicles in one hand and his penis in her other hand and takes a close look and says, “There is nothing wrong with them!”

The man slowly removes his oxygen mask and says slowly, “That was very nice but listen very, closely – are…my…test…results…back?"

 

[tekz999]

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[CamMK27]

hahahahahahahahahaha LOL. Thanks for sharing, I needed this laugh! ;-)