Geez... every time I come here I click on the "Today's posts" to catch up, last thing I need is some newbie bumping up a thread that is over one year old...
OH MY GOD! I was reading it and I was thinking to myself "What the.." followed soon after by a "Oh God no..." and then I checked the date. Then I read on a bit and thought "Wait a minute.. April 1st..." Then skipped to page 2 to find this.